Funny Knock Knock Jokes – Funniest Knock Knock Jokes – Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes# Knock-knock! Who’s there? Butter! Butter who? I butter nut tell you! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Harry! Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Keith! Keith who? Keith me, my thweet preenth! (Kiss me, my sweet prince) Knock-knock! Who’s there? Atch! Atch who? I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris, who? Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire this hallway for delivery. Knock Knock! Who’s there? I love. I love who? I don’t know, you tell me! Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Buster! Buster who? Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Stop crying you little baby! I know a great knock-knock joke. Ok, tell me. All right. You start. Ok, knock, knock! Who’s there? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell so I’ll knock. Knock Knock! Who’s there? I scream. I scream who? I scream tastes cool on a hot day. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Value. Value who? Value be my Valentine? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Figs! Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bless! Bless who? I didn’t sneeze! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome! Knock Knock Who’s there? Opportunity. Don’t be silly- Opportunity doesn’t knock twice! Knock Knock Who’s there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door! Knock Knock Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning. Knock Knock Who’s there? Iran! Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this! Knock Knock Who’s there? Opportunity Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice! Knock Knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door? Knock Knock! Who’s the K? Dwayne! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning. Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes – Cute Knock Knock Jokes – Good Knock Knock Jokes# Knock Knock Who’s there? Amish Amish Who? Awwww How sweet. I miss you too. Knock Knock Who’s there? Ach! Ach who? Sounds like your coming down with a cold Knock Knock Who’s there? Old lady Old lady who? Wow I didn’t know you could yodel. Knock Knock Who’s there? Doris! Doris who? Doris locked that’s why I am knocking! Knock Knock Who’s There? Justin Justin who? Your Justin time to wipe my @$$! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in! Knock Knock! Who’s there? A little girl. A little girl who? A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who? Banana split so ice creamed! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy, and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe. Knock Knock Who’s there? Tunis! Tunis who? Tunis company, three’s a crowd! Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it? Knock Knock Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger Knock Knock! Who’s there? Waiter! Waiter who? Waiter I get my hands on you! Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom? Knock Knock Who’s there? Urine! Urine Who? Urine secure don’t know what for Knock Knock. Who’s there? The guy who finished second. The guy who finished second who? Exactly. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dumbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock! Knock, Knock! Who’s there? A Pile-Up A Pile-Up Who? Ewwwwww Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt! Knock Knock Who’s there? Ben Hur Ben Hur who? Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions round here! Knock Knock Who’s there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin Knock Knock! Who’s there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my bubble gum. Knock Knock Jokes For Kids# Knock knock Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me! Knock Knock Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I’m here? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Knock Knock Who’s there? Frank! Frank who? Frank you for being my friend! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No they don’t, cowsgo moo. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupt… Moo! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, we’re freezing. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doughnut! Doughnut who? Doughnut ask, it’s a secret. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for lunch. Knock Knock Who’s there? A titch! A titch who? Bless you! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tank! Tank who? You’re welcome! Knock Knock Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole! Knock Knock Who’s there? Howard! Howard who? Howard I know? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cash! Cash who? I knew you were a nut! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive right next to you. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes me, who are you? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Who. Who who? Are you an owl? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go ‘moo’ not who! Knock Knock Who’s there? Luke! Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you can see! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Kook! Kook who? Don’t call me cuckoo! Love and Romantic Knock Knock Jokes# Knock Knock! Who’s there? Leena! Leena who? Leena little closer and I will tell you! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Lemme. Lemme who? Lemme kiss ya’. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Keith. Keith who? Keith your hands off of me! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Disguise! Disguise Who? Disguise is your boyfriend! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Value. Value who? Value be my Valentine? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, right? Dirty Knock Knock Jokes – Knock Knock Jokes For Adults – Corny Knock Knock Jokes# Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom? Knock Knock! Who’s there? I suck. I suck who? Michael Jackson. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Stop crying you pussy! It’s just a joke!
89. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy, and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Helda Dick Helda Dick who? I Helda Dick and the wind blew it for me. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana fuck you! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Shmel Mipe. Shmel Mipe who? No thanks… I’m not into that. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Lemme. Lemme who? Lemme see those tits! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Sho Mia. Sho Mia who? Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Anita! Anita who? Anita Dick inside me! Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Budweiser! Budweiser who? Budweiser mother taking her clothes off! Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Idaho! Idaho who? I da ho! Where da John? Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Howie! Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Some! Some who? Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Whos there? Ben! Ben Who? Ben down and lick my boots!
