125 Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids And Adults To Make Your Day

Knock Knock Jokes Funny – Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Xavier! Xavier who? Xavier breath and open the door!
knock knock who’s there you you who? eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr you are doing a flat poo!
Knock knock Who’s there? Shelby Shelby Who? Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes…
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? Are you a owl?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock Knock Who’s there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow’s go Cow’s go who? Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Boo Boo Hoo? Don’t cry, it’s just me!
Knock Knock Who’s There? Who Who Who? l Didn’t know you were an owl! HARDEE HAR HAR
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way, I’m coming through! 21.Knock Knock! Who’s There? BenBen who? Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Radio! Radio who? Radi-o not, here i come..
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready..
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow! Interrupt– Moo!!!
knock knock who’s there? your butt your butt who? yeah your butt poops
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!
knock knock who’s there Andy! Andy who Andy bit me again owwwwwwwwwwww.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? King Tut. King Tut who? King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
Knock Knock Who’s there? Dwen Dwen who? Dwen the bathroom I’m dweening! Read Also: 100 Sweet Things to say to your Girlfriend 220+ Most Romantic Quotes Ever 200+ Quotes About Strength 200 I love you Quotes for Him or Her
Knock knock Who’s there? Me! Me who? Wow they were not kidding when they said you got hit in the head!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? To! To who? To whom.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got!
Knock-knock- Who’s there? Poop Poop-who? HAHA YOu SAID POO-POO
Knock Knock Who’s There Cargo Cargo who? Car go beep beep!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? I did up. I did up who? AHAHAHA. YOU DID A POO!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? I. I who? Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!
Who’s there? Little old lady Little old lad who? WOW! I didn’t know you can yodel!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting doctor. Interrup-You have cancer.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock-knock Who’s there? A pile-up. A pile-up who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my home
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.
Knock knock. Who’s there? I eat map. I eat map who? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Owls! Owls who? That’s right owls hoo..
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ears! Ears who? Ears some more knock knock jokes for you..
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny

Knock, knock Who’s there? Ken Ken who? Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
Knock knock Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
Knock, knock Who’s there? Nobel Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I knocked! Don’t Miss: 100 Christmas Trivia Questions and Answers 100 Best Would You rather Questions 150+ Random Questions to ask a Girl 50 Funny Yahoo Questions and Answers
Knock, knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Is there an owl in here?
Knock, knock Who’s there? Cow-go Cow-go who? No, Cow go MOO!
Knock, knoc Who’s there? Kiwi Kiwi who? Kiwi go to the store?
Knock, knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Let us in, we’re freezing!
Knock, knock Who’s There? Barbie Barbie Who? Barbie Q Chicken!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Beef Beef who? Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Leaf Leaf Who? Leaf Me Alone!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock knock Who’s there? Luke! Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
Knock knock Who’s there? Frank! Frank who? Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts
Knock, knock Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock, knock Who’s There? Anita Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock Who’s There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Yukon Yukon who? Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Police Police who? Police (please) may I come in?
Knock, knock Who’s there? Water Water who? Water you doing in my house?
Knock, knock Who’s there? Ada Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Amy Amy who? Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Knock knock Who’s there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go ‘moo’ not who!
Knock knock Who’s there? A titch! A titch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive right next door to you.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Turnip Turnip who? Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Ice cream Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Wooden shoe Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock Who’s there? Amarillo Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Tyrone Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Knock knock Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!
Knock knock Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Goat Goat who? Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe C D E F G H…
Knock, knock Who’s there? Alma Alma who? Alma not going to tell you!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Oh, never mind it’s pointless! Recommended: 100 Cute Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend Top 20 Greatest Songs About Love Top 25 Best I Miss You Songs

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Ivana Ivana who? Ivana hump your brains out!
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Madam Madam who? Help madam finger is stuck in the door.
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Some. Some who? Some bitch telling you a fucking
Knock Knock Who’s there? Parton! Parton who? Parton my French!
Knock Knock Who’s there? Urine! Urine Who? Urine secure, don’t know what for.
Knock Knock Who’s there? Some! Some who? Some asshole talking funny knock knock jokes.
Knock knock! Whos There? Ben Ben Who? Ben down and lick my boots!
Knock Knock Who’s There? Ben Hur Ben Hur who? Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!
Knock Knock Who’s There? (sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?
Knock Knock Who’s There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Anita! Anita who? Anita Dick inside me!
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Budweiser! Budweiser who? Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Buster! Buster who? Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?
Knock Knock Who’s There? Do U Want 2 Cd’s Do U Want 2 Cd’s Who? Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz
Knock Knock Who’s There? Bo-Ho Bo-Ho Who? Stop crying pussy it’s not the end of the world.
Knock Knock Who’s there? “Fuck you said” “Fuck you said who?” “Me!”
Knock Knock Who’s there? Smell Map Smell Map who? EWWW your fucking disgusting!
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Idaho! Idaho who? I da ho! Where da John?
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Howie! Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dwayne! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom?
knock, knock joke! Knock Knock! Who’s There? Asshole! Asshole who! Open the door and find out asshole!
Knock Knock Who’s There? I suck I suck Who Michael Jackson
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito bit me! Editor’s Recommendations: 70 Funny Questions to Ask a Girl 12 Exceptional Birthday Gift Ideas For Your Boyfriend